It wasn’t all murder murder murder, kill kill kill, for a long time some friends at the Sunset bar had been trying to persuade V to have a go at getting some air on her bike…
A quick contract
For off-road biking, The Badlands were apparently full of places for beginners and pros alike so as today was the day. Well, the afternoon at least. After rounding up some biz in the city the excitement had set in. Stevie always worked the afternoon shift and had said that if she dropped by he’d set her up with a spot. Here goes nothing V thought as her heartbeat stepped up a notch on arrival, shit’s getting real now…
“Sup Choom Whatcha doing with that girl there?” Turns out she’d broken the golden rule and mixed her herbs and drinks, matey was helping out, OK. All Good. “I’ll put the sword away then, sorry! You’ll be alright mate, I’ve been there before!”
“”Yes V, biggups” said Stevie, “You wanna talk off road? “Hells yeah” V retorted. “I wanna get some air”.”Sounds good, lets start with some… shots?”
A few beers and too many shots later Charlie in the corner caught the convo and he was the man that can when it came to decent spots to hit, so it was game on. “Mind if I join you?” “Yes indeed”. Charlie knew the area well and extreme was his life, he was the guy who had the deetz.
V decided to use the fast travel system for a change, those shots had gotten her too drunk to ride she thought. A moment of clarity she often missed… Whilst waiting she mused at the fact they had the old L.A. map on the go out here.
Noodles. I need noodles.
“Yes mate how’s tingz you want the usual?” “Fuck yeah, you…are… a… legend” Best noodles in town. V was excited to go home and have a reasonably early night. Big things to be done on the morrow.
The next ….afternoon it was straight to business. The second right then there’s a trail on the right of the dope graffiti… aaah lol thought V I didn’t think he meant literally.
After a scoot around the back V saw the area Charlie had outlined. There were to be three hits, each pushing a little but all doable for a good enough biker which all had agreed over shots that v most certainly was. biker. Sheeeeeeeet, am I mad or is this gonna be awesome! V thought as she slowly rolled up the hill.
‘Oh shit!’ It all looked the same from up here, plus it seemed a lot further down from this perspective. ‘Don’t be a pussay!!!’ V egged herself on…
First hit “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU….” ……. ‘woah, I made it!’ Buzzing with that adrenaline hit and sense of being mildly surprised and stoked all at once anyone who has hit a decent jump on anything can appreciate. Heart pounding so hard she couldn’t help but laugh out loud…. “Yes!!”.
The second hit was supposed to be between two bushes. ‘Must be those two then’. The first was always the hardest as had been pointed out last night and she had been warned not to get cocky so with a deep breath a choice of line to take was decided upon.
He said on this one you get more ….. yup, there it was …. more pop. Alrighty then.
That jump was freakin’ massive in comparison to the first. Jesus V thought, how big is the third gonna be! Spotting a lizard scurrying by she said “Hey there Choom, you might wanna make yourself scarce, I wouldn’t wanna squash ya!”
Feeling mildly shook from the last jump, just as she was wavering – the classic tune from Mark Ronson And Amy Winehouse came on her headphones. “Well, sometimes I go out by myself and I look across the water…” …That did it, she was in love with Amy and liked to think that in another life she was the Valerie Amy wanted to come on over… so this was a message. Do it.
Why don’t you come on over, Valerie…. YES!!!!! That was a moment. One of those times when the universe knows you want to do something and had conspired to make it happen. What a rush. V could see why Charlie loved this shit – it was amazing.
Suddenly the world looked different. Like a switch had been flipped the Kiroshi Opticals were picking out hit after hit on the way home, buzzin’ V thought, best day ever…. So far.
Muscles V didn’t even know existed had decided to join the party as she rode home. Aching more than she previously knew possible, after a brief stop at a liquor store for a nice bottle of red, a movie night was in order.
Oh yeah, new pouf! Legs are gonna like this… I just gotta get up to move it….
“This is an unofficial fan work and is not approved/endorsed by CD PROJEKT RED™”.
Thanks to the authors and contributors of Reshade and the Nexus modding community as well as of course CD Projekt Red™, creators of Cyberpunk 2077©. Without the fantastic work of all of the above the hours of fun and these works of fantasy would not have been possible.
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An honourable mention to WolvenKit by traderain and the team for all they bring to this and the Witcher 3.
If you own a steering wheel on PC you can also follow this guide to get it working which is well worth it with the realistic driving overhaul…https://www.reddit.com/r/simracing/comments/kd4kow/hey_guys_i_made_this_post_last_night_for_those